Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Blue Balls for Blue Jerseys


Arsenal's new patch celebrating the last year of play at Highbury Stadium. Next year Arsenal will be moving to its new 60,000 seat Emirates Stadium.

Well today is the day of days, the big day, the day to separate the men from the boys!

Just when you thought, the soccer season must be over, as I have not been rambling on about it, I’m sorry to tell you but it’s not quite yet over. Exciting times await.

Yes, Arsenal is playing the filthy horde of Russian Oligarchic paid wankers and posers from down on the Kings Rd. at Stamford Bridge, in South London (the real one). The game is this evening at 8:00pm GMT or 3:00 pm EST on Fox Sports.
I hope that Chelsea’s balls will be as blue as their jerseys by the end of the game! One can only hope – blue balls to go with those blue jerseys so they can sing the blues, over a few Blues. Arsenal need to win this one just for us fans and our pride, leaving us with a feeling of satisfaction if not jubilation. Yes, we could boast that Arsenal beat Chelsea this year, something only 1 other team has done this season. Arsenal tied their last game with Chelsea, so a win isn’t impossible to expect as Chelsea has only tied 4 other teams this season the fifth being Arsenal.

As you can see, I am worked up and ready for the match. I do not think that the Arsenal can still win the English Premiere League (EPL) because when you look at the numbers it seems next to impossible – then again, miracles do happen. For me I’d just like to see Chelsea coach Mourinho (MoronWho) served a plate of humble pie for a change and nothing would be more fitting than if the Arsenal dished it up and carved it up for him. Oh yes, victory in the EPL is very tender when you’ve just been kicked in the balls by the kids from up north, Highbury way!
After all Chelsea are a bunch of lying, referee bullying, thieves who have been trying to illegally steal some of the worlds top players, enticed by the piles of evil cash they have to flout about. Stinking blood money if you ask me!

Then again, if Mr. Roman Abramovich wanted to buy some art, I would sell it to him, I may be footy mad but I’m not nuts. The difference is that for me, a man has to eat and feed his family, but soccer players are asking sums of 100,000 British Pounds Sterling a week to play for him. Money is the root of all evil and all it does is to help you buy company when in misery!

All day I will be thinking on this game and what the outcome will be.

After this Arsenal must play the monstrous Manc’s, the ManUre, the MancHeaters, the devils themselves, aka Manchester United for the honours of FA Cup 2005 in May – more on that some other time.

Filthy scum…. Class, yeah they got class! They hold up their little pinky fingers as they punch you in the throat. Ruud VanDiveALotRoy and his poxy sidekick, boy-want-to-dive Rooney. As the whole Manc team chants a chorus of “All cleats sharpened and showing General Purple Nose, good knight, Sir Alex JerkUsSome”…

I’m a gooner,
Go Gunners Go!


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